Absolutely Definitely True: 50 probably correct facts to tell people down the pub, at bus stops, and when there's no foo, (Paperback)

<p><b>A totally trustworthy collection of completely made-up facts.</b></p><p>Did you know the real reason clocks were invented? That octopuses can predict divorce? Or that footballs were once stamped with a famous face?</p><p>You do now.</p><p><i>Absolutely, Definitely True</i> is a deadpan compendium of 50 bizarre "facts" from a parallel Earth where cats pretend read maps and giraffes possess an unusual internal compass.</p><p>Each page features one deliciously untrue fact, designed to be read aloud to a chorus of raised eyebrows.</p><p>Perfect for fans of dry humour, pub trivia sabotage, and people who wish <i>Horrible Histories</i> had gone even further off the rails.</p><p><b>One fact per page. All illustrated. Absolutely, definitely (not) true.</b></p><p><i>(Not suitable for use in exams.)</i></p>

• Absolutely Definitely True: 50 probably correct facts to tell people down the pub, at bus stops, and when there's no foo, (Paperback)
• Author: Independently Published
• ISBN: 9798287197506
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2025-06-07
• Page Count: 52